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[Me and My Dinosaur]

I beat this and I'm pissed

I spent 3 days playing this game. Day 1 got to level 17 no problem glitches and all. Then it was a Day trying to time my jumps, springing and avoiding snails that have WAY too big of a kill radi, just to get to the end. Then I find 5 more glitchy levels and "get killed a hundred times before you beat it" levels. And then I got to the ending.

+SPOILER+
You gave everyone who bothered playing this game to the end a huge middle finger with this ending. You give us a heart felt story of a boy trying to save his awesome pet and then you hit us with portals 'the cake is a lie'. Your paradise is a lie. You kill the kid at the end and say paradise doesn't exist. Listen you bitter fuck. I wasted 3 days of my life playing this in my spare time just to see that adorable t-rex get to a place were he could be happy. In the last level you even put buildings in the background with the sunset and I think "Wow I bet he finds a city of people living with dinosaurs, this is going to be an awesome end!" But no, then you just make all the effort I put getting through those death traps you call puzzles, a total fucking waste. They die whether I do it by accident in the game or I get to your fucked ending. What the hell man. All I wanted was a happy ending for that misunderstood lovable dinosaur and instead you slap me with reality. If I wanted reality, I would get off my ass and walk outside. What I wanted here was the story of how a boy and his pet beat all odds and find a happy place.
~Icedragonkin~

CannedMeat responds:

Well... no, they didnt die. They were captured.

If they died, the boy wouldnt have been able to recite his last monolouge. :/

[Funky Disco Zombies]

well i beat it

thanx for not allowing wrong letters at the end. That was a great game though and ur responces are witty. Nice job.

~icedragonkin~

Matmi responds:

Cheers mate. We like nice reviews. Have you seen who the game is for? We did it for a fancy dress company called joke.co.uk . They sell some wicked outfits for Halloween. There starwars outfits are awesome.

[Katamari Flash]

I love katamari

Dude it was perfect except for one thing. No blood cutling screams from people bing picked up of the Bup nose when you grab something. besides for that i salute you sir.

Foreverkul responds:

Thanks a bunch :D